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Sussugamon Le Conseiller
December 08, 2015 15:07:56

"More Steam!"

"We are running out of coal, sir!"

"What are these blood crystals for?"

"Should we use them?"

"Use these Ashadamn things, then, She uses all! We must finish forging this next lie, I mean, 1.6 patch!"

"We'll be using the unicor as a 'new' neutral unit, sir?"

"You simpering fool, not now! We'll hold it a bit more. Throw ... throw in the phoenix, yes, the phoenix!"

"Which abilities I use on phoenix, sir?"

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Sussugamon Le Conseiller
December 08, 2015 15:08:27

"Use your brains! What a phoenix is supposed to do?"

"I-I don't know, sir, in Ashan, everything seems possible!"

"Don't stutter! Hell, I say what: undead, absorb water, ranged and ... always flanks from far! That shall do!"

"Bu-but, sir, doesn't it get a bit unbalanced?"

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Sussugamon Le Conseiller
December 08, 2015 15:08:41

"Hark! Go and do that! You are not paid to think and neither am I! Use that ashandamn bird as a new neutral for people to discover and hold the unicorn for a special announcement we'll be doing next week to cover up the 'out of sync' issue we don't know how to mend ... yes, it's the perfect plan ... yes... my love."

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Mirash_de 
December 08, 2015 15:15:11

" Put phoenix riding on a unicorn to show independence and creativity, you idiots !! Urgently !!!"
..... He slammed the door in front of the noses of the accountant ....
))

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ChrisduPlessis 
December 08, 2015 15:15:33

This is bloody brilliant! Sitting @ work and laughing myself into pieces! lmao!

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Louie_SVK 
December 08, 2015 15:35:56

Most importantly it is not far from reality.

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logical.dust 
December 08, 2015 18:05:11

Undead, absorb water and ranged :D Phoenix erwanification complete. I would also add ability to blind people which can be quite handy given present situation. You say to save that for Unicorn? Nah ... we give unicorn goblin rider and teleport as was originally intended. We need something to disapear when we run out of lies after all.

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TodorTodorov431 Le Fou
December 08, 2015 20:48:52

I havent been log in for months but you my friend deserve to log in and give you a tumb up,good work,and for UBISOFT I and many others give a finger,a middle one to be more specific :).

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Sussugamon Le Conseiller
December 08, 2015 20:57:53

^_^"

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BBShockwave 
December 11, 2015 08:36:39

The sad thing is, I can totally see them doing the phoenix like that. I mean look at the bloody Gold Dragon...

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BBShockwave 
December 11, 2015 08:37:58

Also don't forget SPIIIIIDERSSSSS!!!! Phoenixes are now covered in flaming swarms of spiiiiiderrssss. (Man, I can only imagine Erwan as Doctor Smith's parody by Doug Walker.)

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Mirash_de 
December 08, 2015 15:05:01

@xixo78
Ok, you're all well-written. But you probably arrived from the Moon.
There is information that the engine heroes 7 is not suitable for gamesthe strategy of "heroes." . So there is a strong possibility that multiplayer is not fixed.
<<< I believe that we should steer developers... >> Agree . Where are they ?

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Mirash_de 
December 08, 2015 15:08:24

The h 6, very broken, however the multiplayer worked for a long time. Ask the developers why there have been problems of h 7 / ////// <<< I believe that we should steer developers... >> )

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xixo78 Le Ténébreux
December 08, 2015 14:56:21

also:

4 To reduce waiting time, while the play of other players (single player / multiplayer)

5 I suggest to improve the graphic quality of effects during the fight, the blows are ridiculous, poorly observed the movement of creatures in scams.

To the extent that is playing I will give some more suggestions.

Att. UbiTeam

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xixo78 Le Ténébreux
December 08, 2015 14:56:01

Here are a few suggestions:

1. Add the swivel camera in order to properly guide us on the map. The current view is locked, brings no comfort, it looks like a 1992 game.

2. Remove the effect of (white light) when entering a fight. It hurts the eyes of those who play the night ..

3 On the battlefield, the zoom must go beyond. I suggest adding the ability to rotate the screen for better viewing of the creatures during the fight.

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xixo78 Le Ténébreux
December 08, 2015 14:55:22

After entering into direct contact with Ubisoft in Brazil managed to solve the problem of sale here in the country.

Therefore, I could only make the game donwload yesterday ...

We were able to regrow beyond Heroes 5
Yes, this game is much worse than Heroes V (the best) or VI

But I also believe that it is useless to do so many more destructive criticism. As big fans of the franchise, I believe that we should steer developers...

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darioio 
December 08, 2015 14:45:53

I just played H2 and AI was 10x smarter than in H7!!!

I mean how pathetic is that? It was made in 1996 got damn it

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mErEnEfErEee Le Furieux
December 08, 2015 15:03:26

It was made by different people - that what really matters.

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JustMark81 
December 08, 2015 15:30:25

Was made by people who had talent.

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Sussugamon Le Conseiller
December 08, 2015 15:49:43

Made knowing how to get good results with the limited resources back then.

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logical.dust 
December 08, 2015 18:13:42

I personally dont understand why AI would not be allowed to cheat. If it fights neutrals there is no need to running all the calculations and result can be estimated with favor for AI. Why not ... at least it will not kill itself. They only implemented short term goals, it doesnt think forward, it doesnt plan. Heroes just randomly move most of the time. Simple script would do better job as present version.

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RAMMAR100 
December 08, 2015 19:25:36

In Heroes 2 (and probably 1 too) AI cheated in some places (free resources for him and so on, on most original maps), but on random maps it plays as it is (as it shoud), there still were some cheats in his play, but those weren't so unbalanced. But the most smartest AI (that didn't cheated) was/is in Heroes 3 Shadow of the Death...

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darioio 
December 08, 2015 20:39:04

Guys is not that much of cheating part (but in deed AI had good beginnings) as it was smart, and was able eg. calculate whether it can win or not attacking neutrals or play, it used very wisely spells both on adventure map as well as during combat, had good tactical movements etc.

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BBShockwave 
December 11, 2015 08:39:31

E-yup! I love how in H7, enemy heroes who only have 1 or 2 small troops often just run towards you (when they can see you already from afar), go past you, then realize "Wait was that a killer hero stack?" and pitifully try to run away but ran out of move points. :D

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valerioizzi 
December 11, 2015 10:44:19

Even allowing AI to cheat when "unseen" would not solve the problem. It just can't cheat on you, and that's when it all fails. AI goes for no planning, no troops, no resources etc. It's suicidal, context-unaware etc. The only way to get it to work is some pious, serious and independent modder wanting to re-write it from the scratch (could be nightmare, though)!

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laleffe7 
December 08, 2015 14:11:10

please, MORE MAPS for the hot seat !!!!!

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JustMark81 
December 08, 2015 13:24:03

Any update? It is December already, this time around i play games like heroes 7 because of the grim weather. Hello? This is not a beta, i want to battle the expert AI or play multiplayer with my friends in the best multiplayer experience ever in a heroes game! /laughter (in the background)

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Stormhelico Le Mystérieux
December 08, 2015 13:22:41

I remember when H7 was announced.I was so happy to see a new entry after H6 fiasco...
Later,it was clear there were things badly designed such as tiny scales,horrible ui,skillwheel, specialiations... but well, perhaps the game wasn't so bad.I thought that I could play it and enjoy it.Perhaps less than I would have wished, but enjoy in the end.
With the betas,it was clear this game would suffer the same luck than H6,but well,there was hope. Hovewer, I didn't think that ALL should be improved.

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Stormhelico Le Mystérieux
December 08, 2015 13:23:00

Now, what we have? It is december and in few weeks, the 20th anniversary of Heroes will end and... we will have a disrespectuf game. The game needs so much improvements, so much love that it is clear the first expansion will suffer the same luck than the original game and this development will end soon.

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Stormhelico Le Mystérieux
December 08, 2015 13:23:43

So, I want to ask, Who is the responsible for all choices of this game? Who is responsible for this broken game? How it is possible, with the help and advices of all fans, you have doomed this game? You haven't listened your fans!, never! even with the votings and the new necropolis vampires and liches.

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Stormhelico Le Mystérieux
December 08, 2015 13:24:09

The line-ups were made and we couldn't change it and the new units... well, you recieved so much rage that you couldn't ignore it, right? But for your own decision, you wouldn't have changed anything.

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Stormhelico Le Mystérieux
December 08, 2015 13:24:22

Seriously Ubi, I prefer no more Heroes games if you do them. Put away your hands of this franchise and go far far away.

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Stormhelico Le Mystérieux
December 08, 2015 13:25:40

Ups, not too good this time. I suppose I need improve.

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mErEnEfErEee Le Furieux
December 08, 2015 14:16:55

Listening is one thing; the other is to be competent to do it. They don't even understand why Hereos H3/5 became such a good game.

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mErEnEfErEee Le Furieux
December 08, 2015 14:18:50

They can't program, choose a bad engine for a Hereos game, no experience, lack of understanding of this franchise etc.

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xixo78 Le Ténébreux
December 08, 2015 15:00:37

_Gostei da parte do "Fiasco" @Stormhelico (abs - Mauricio Poa/RS)

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AlexKund 
December 08, 2015 15:25:45

+1 +1 +1

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Heroes360X Le Puissant
December 08, 2015 13:16:39

Ubi and Limbic you should have listenend to the fans all saying "postpone the release, take your time to release it without any problems" its great how you started with a good idea involving the fans on decisions but you should have listened..... anyway considering the fact that i have not bought the game and im hardly following H7 anymore, not much more to say what high hopes have been destroyed.

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GalaadleHaut Le Héros
December 08, 2015 13:52:21

I really did my best to tell them, at the event, by posting in forums, sending PMs, going berserk here... The most stupid thing is that if they really had made the game with the fans as wrongly claimed everywhere it would have been an enhanced h3/h5 experience and therefore a success. But no, even JJ can't access VIP forum anymore, this is how they do things: lie, do as they want and keep stubborn, what did they expect?

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karin003 
December 08, 2015 14:33:05

I think it's clear that no amount of postponing the game would have made it any more man mediocre. They don't have the vision nor the ability to pull it off.

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logical.dust 
December 08, 2015 18:18:51

@ GalaadleHaut : Who are this VIP fans? How to become one?

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DubovikM 
December 08, 2015 13:08:16

Когда патч?

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HeroVolt Le Chevaleresque
December 08, 2015 11:58:07

Ребят, расскажите, а за что вы любите Героев 7? За современную графику, интересный сюжет или интересные бои с ИИ? ))

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Miks_ya L'Ancien
December 08, 2015 12:03:43

Я люблю героев 7, за то, что на их кривом форуме со многими интересными людьми познакомился и на этом мои полномочия как бы все...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERLuwFqbr9k

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ADAMIT_1986T L'Aventurier
December 08, 2015 12:12:30

О привет всем. давно не заходил. думал, что уже пропустил выход патча. HeroVolt РЫЦАРЬ: мне понравилась концепция постройки здания и развития города. магия. расовые навыки. классы героев. графика... ну как по мне Н6 были по красочнее что-ли. с ИИ бои очень "интересные" с учетом того, что пк идет в молнию и кастует всего навсего "разряд".

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ADAMIT_1986T L'Aventurier
December 08, 2015 12:14:42

Нравится то, что когда ты думаешь, что видел в героях 7 все глюки, игра всегда найдет чем тебя удивить! При одном билде координация работает как нада, при другом у меня вся армия аля юстициары. не работают навыки машин когда при осаде замка башни должны стрелять по три раза, не говоря уже об их контроле.

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Miks_ya L'Ancien
December 08, 2015 12:15:45

Привет Адам, да мало чего ты ппропустил на самом деле, одни баги заменили другими) оптимист ты у нас однако )

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ADAMIT_1986T L'Aventurier
December 08, 2015 12:18:12

огненный шар с магии огня у дачей лупит на 1500, а чума с удачей на 452. Но это еще что! Если никто из вас не отбивался в замке от ПК, советую попробовать! ТАКОГО НЕ БЫЛО НИ В ОДНОЙ ЧАСТИ ГЕРОЕВ! ИИ, как ума лишенный сам летит в ров. и волки и всадники сразу получают по 500 единиц дамага (орда замок). чудовище лихо прыгает через стены когда ворота закрыты, то как только ты ставишь орка на выход прыг-прыг не работает. анимация прыжка вообще шлак!

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ADAMIT_1986T L'Aventurier
December 08, 2015 12:20:29

понравилась система гарнизонов. что можно брать из гарнизона, а не из армии, глобальные заклы отличная вещь. магическиие гильдии, когда ты качаешься в конкретное заклятие и его нету ни в гильдии ни в обучалках. вот одного только не пойму, нахрена тратить кучу ресов и денег на улучшение двеллинга, если можно нанять существо и улучшить в замке сразу же.

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ADAMIT_1986T L'Aventurier
December 08, 2015 12:22:44

Компанию мне проходить как-то не интересно. не говоря уже о том, что о ее забагованности я слышу от друзей по юплай, а не только на форуме. уже больше трех недель прошло с момента выхода последнего патча. что же нас ждет в этом дополнении 1.6. я аж как-то заинтригован. ( в стиме кстати 45% отзывов положительные!")

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Mirash_de 
December 08, 2015 12:24:10

мне понравилась компашка за ЛЭ и некоторые миссии у аликов м некров , больше нечего сказать ибо не работает ничего больше толком )) , ковыряться в багах я не любитель , дизайн - отстой \ кроме некоторых малых исключений \ . Все мелко и плохо , герои скучные , зима близко , мы все умрем )

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ADAMIT_1986T L'Aventurier
December 08, 2015 12:25:47

еще кстати попался интересный баг. когда я просматривал орка врага через воров,(тоже кстати отличная вещь) доход у орка был не много не мало 45000 в день. когда же я захватил его замок, мой доход стал под 50000 тысяч. варг иногда с абилкой бьет двух врагов сразу. как работает навык когда заходишь в тыл, атака у врага в ноль.

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ADAMIT_1986T L'Aventurier
December 08, 2015 12:28:30

Лады народ, будем верить в ЧУДО! (в положительном смысле слова) все-таки новый год на носу. А я пока пойду денег на праздники зарабатывать, а то три недели незаметно пролетели. еще спишимся, рад был всех видеть. жду патча, надеюсь и верю. ТЕПЕРЬ РЕАЛЬНО ЦЕНИШЬ ПИРАТОВ, КОТОРЫЕ ДАЮТ ВОЗМОЖНОСТЬ ОЦЕНИТЬ ИГРУ ПЕРЕД ЕЕ ПОКУПКОЙ.

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Mirash_de 
December 08, 2015 12:48:59

оптимисты дяд Некра и адам прям вселяют в меня маааалюсенькую надежду ......

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Miks_ya L'Ancien
December 08, 2015 12:56:20

Мир, разрабы обещали же несколько историй из Аксеота сюда завезти, не помнишь, когда сие событие должно случится?

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Mirash_de 
December 08, 2015 13:01:17

не я не слежу за сказками , что то вроде толи карты толи компашки толи в дополнении толи в патче )) что то типа сценариев наверное ,,,,мож к нов году ,,,,им бы ща хоть компашку исправить там дофига затыков

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ERENDER 
December 08, 2015 13:08:34

" а за что вы любите Героев 7?"
ЗА ГРАФУ! ЗА ЕЁ РОДИМУЮ!!! Я КАК ПЕРВЫЙ СКРИН УВИДЕЛ ГОД НАЗАД ТАК АЖ ПРЯМ ЗАПЛАКАЛ ОТ ЛЮБВИ... До сих пор плАчу. Да.
Куда там ведьмаку то до хероев сядьмых! Вот, сравните, какой убогий вид с первых секунд игры...
http://i0.wp.com/leshaigraet.ru/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/292030_screenshots_345f.jpg

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ERENDER 
December 08, 2015 13:08:48

...А дальше то, а дальше та што в ведьмаке этом? Тьфу, срам! Ня то шта у нашых любимых хяроев сядьмых! Этаж гордость наша! Красота! Я как вступительный ролик героев увидел - прозрел и кончил одновременно! До сих пор в экстазе!

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vin8Kor 
December 08, 2015 16:03:15

Мираж! Может зимой лучше где пальмы и кокосы? Чем багованные герои 7. Я вот уже не играю в героев неделю так эда с половиной)))

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karin003 
December 08, 2015 11:44:37

At one point I thought Ubisoft and Limbic were cunning and deceiving their costumers. But I have changed my mind. They are simply incompetent.

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GalaadleHaut Le Héros
December 08, 2015 13:53:39

I think there is a bit of both.

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guest-Q2C5DSj5 Le Furieux
December 12, 2015 04:11:48

To simply put, they are cunning at lying to the customers about their incompetence.

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Miks_ya L'Ancien
December 08, 2015 11:43:43

Heroes is 7 a most striking example of how it isn't necessary to develop games... Ubisoft from firm on development of games, turned into firm of sale and purchase... Dear Yubisoft, during development of the project you didn't listen to fans of game at all if it goes against your financial interests no need to lie that was different, we're not all complete idiots...

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Miks_ya L'Ancien
December 08, 2015 11:43:54

I feel the deepest regret that my favorite series to be in your hands. you can remove this comment, this that that at you well turns out...

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Mirash_de 
December 08, 2015 11:49:12

I join, it's just a scam , and a mockery of the people.

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Miks_ya L'Ancien
December 08, 2015 11:59:38

We after all shouted that anything good not to turn out...
Why you used an engine designed for first person shooter games? I answer, that the desire to save money, It can be traced in this project from beginning to end, all the rest is just fine words.

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Mirash_de 
December 08, 2015 11:20:47

Родили юбчата в ночь
Толи сына толи дочь
Толь неведому зверушку , рукож....ю игрушку )))
\ соаффтор Микс )))))))

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skrjahnos 
December 08, 2015 09:41:37

Players who have experienced the spell/skill issue should note that those save files will continue to be corrupt even post 1.6 but any new saves made will work as intended.
GREAT!!! So all my saves will be f*cked up after the patch

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